Friends

These are SOME of my friends (well SOME of them anyway)(meaning NOT ALL -for Howie and BoBo and Jenny who have self significance issues), here we have Joshy, Melita, Nicole, Jade, and Jake and anyone else who's photo's i put up. OH AND can i just say BOBO that YOU ARE in one of the photo's... See the one of me and Joshy? Guess what? You and Cadbury are in the background near the tent so THERE! It's the only photo i have with you in it ANYWAY!

MY AD IS ON TV!!!

GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW MY AAPT AD ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
Look on channel 9, its the one where everyone's wearing blue t-shirts. There's three ads and they play them each in consecutive ad breaks. My ad is the third one they play. Im only in the background but its still cool. YAY!!! Look hard, its kind of like a where's Wally but with me.
YAY anyway i thoughtt hat was exciting. :D

I think im one of those people that other people just don't get. Like eventhe sense of humor thing. I think i have a really good sense of humor, but no one gets it. But that's okay, i guess its because i don't enjoy that mainstream slapstick comedy that is like "my bro just ran into a door... hahaha.... dis is leik da funniest fing to huppen since Achmed had that really funny incident where he accidentally slipped on a bannana'. I will die before i laugh at that kind of stupid comedy.

Love to all ma peeps! xoxoxo

Fizzle ma Shizzle

Well today is tfriday and tommorow is my Mummy's Birthday Party. Did you know someone actually said Fizzle ma Shizzle to me the other day in a sentence? "Sup peeps! Keepin it RIZZLE from da Thrizzle fo ma Shizzle..."
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
Now thats what i call omgosh ridiculous but really VERY funny too. And yes this person was wearing 'bling bling'...
Yo wat up ma sista B-Ling is her name, in Tazzie she is right now and Claire and Brentons weddin is her game! Bo-yeah! HHHHAAAA. 'Bo yeah?' i forgot about that one didn't i Megan? How's Taz? (Megans my home - girrrl B-Ling) OMGSOH lameness. Maybe now i can get centrelink!

HA.
I can't get centrelink apparantly because my parents earn too much umm hello like they're giving me any money ayway, i dont think so. I went to centrelink yesterday and told them i had been out of work and wanted to apply for the dole (OMGOSH C WHAT IVE TURNED INTO!!!) and i said i was living out of home for 2 years before and my parents aren't supporting me and im STILL NOT ELLIGIBLE!!!! I have to work for 2 yrs before i can get the dole (for being out of work) haha. And i said what am i supposed to do, i can't pay rent, i can't do anything, i can't go to uni, i can't get a job very quickly, i am STUCK because my parents who don't support me (through no fault of their own) earn too much! (and i cried too!) and they go "well thats not my problem"... EXCEUUUUSSSEEE MEEEE? Well that just pushed all my buttons at once!

I wonder what i have to do to get centrelink; walk around saying fizzle ma shizzle and wear my pants around my groin? Do i have to speak like i haven't been taught english properly and skip words so i am a believable Western Sydney person? Buy some bling bling? Take up ciggarretes so I smell? Will i get centrelink then? Exceuuuuse me? I saw all these people lined up (speakin like that, really cheap language 'fizlle ma chizzle bra' etc) and they are all collecting the dole and they were wearing designer clothes! HHHHMMMMMPPPPHHHHH.....
That anoyed me coz its like helloooo, u give money to THESE people who aren't caring about what they do, they sit on their bottoms doing like nothing, collecting tax payers money... Actually lots of them are getting it ellegally. And I can't get centrelink and its like hello ive been doing community service for the past 2 yrs for free and i can't get centrelink because my parens who don't give me any money earn too much??? Umm yeah, i see logic and good sense in that REALLY...

Oh well, fizzle fo ma chizzle peep dawwwgs. Spread the word, i camt spel or spek proply dawwwg, so maybee i cun git centalink bro... Wat do ya fink.... Rizzle ma fizzle tizzle? Peace owt.

No one's cuter than Lachy!

Haha Jenny, as if anyone's cuter than Lachy!

Well there was this little kindergarten kid named Eros, and he was the cutest little greek thingy i've ever seen in my life! OHHH! He was sooo georgeous! He was following me around at lunchtime, and hiding whenever i turned around. He also decided he liked me and so he had to explain what he had for lunch and what was yummy and what was yucky. Haha. He's a sweety. Then he told my boss that he'd seen Mr Csabonyi at lunch and was taking care of me! HAHA...

Oh and there's this girl that likes hugging people, i think she's 6, and i had to explain to her that because im a teacher i couldn't hug her, and she's like 'Well HUG my BAG', and im like 'dude, r u serious?' and she's like 'My name is Natalie and Yes!!!' SO i hugged her bag goodbye. Haha.

Did people know that freaky little kids have a new version of handball where you are aloud to full it and do doubles and anything you want (even kick it) as long as you say 'death' when you hit it? Its freakin weird. HAHA. I told them they were losers, (you know, in the tradition of good abusive youth work), and then i joined in which was fun. I found out all the gossip. The teacher's think itsgood coz they're all old and fat and can't join in but im young enough for it to be cool for me to hang around the kids haha. Poor oldies. Im never goinna get that old.

My next aim for next week is to start the trend of "O No U DI-ENT" and just general 'black attitude'. Hopefully it'll catch on. Im not really a teacher, im a youth worker, so its okay for me to be 'in'. YAY!! Besides... Im the 20 year old, i should be telling the Primaries what's hot and whats not. Mmmmhhhhmmmm. But i can't be too harsh, they're only little. Haha. Naaa im joking. I'll treat em like everyone else... I'll bury them. Ha! Oh, i luv'em, they're not quite my kiddies yet, but they're loveable enough in their own gross dirty primary school way.

I know it sounds like i hate kids to those that don't know me, but actually im pretty affectionate towards them (so its okay that im abusive).

For the love of Uma

Well guess what i got told once again that i look like a male version of uma therman. I KNEW IT!!! Especially when i put my hair up and turn on my side and do the Kill Bill stare and screw up my nose a bit, then i have to admit yes. i look like our beloved uma, goddess of killers.
I love Kill Bill. Its just one of those tops movies that doesn't make total sense but makes enough sense to be cool and is just brilliantly done by one of those arty farty type director guys who don't actually care about anything. I love it okay...

Keepin in touch

Well hello hello friends and non friends and ppl that want to be friends...

Considering i live in no one's area that actually reads this, it might be nice just to say that it is really hard to keep in contact i know... Pens become 10 kg heavy and pushing buttons on phones becomes like pushin brickd through a brick wall. But come one people.

GET UR ACTS TOGETHER.

Matty
P.S. this doesn't apply to most people, but Tasmanians, yeah, this applies to ALL of you, and some other ppl that probably don't read this blog. Thankyou pooheads.

Goings On

Hey guys, well i've been back in Sydney for a few days now. I went to see Jake over the weekend, it was really great. He's going so well, don't tell him, but i cried (happy cried) while i was there, coz it just means so much to me that he's going the way he is. I care about him heaps, and God's been so faithful to him. Even if he IS from Western Sydney.
Well, i got a job at a school over here which is really great, YAY, but no money in it yet. It's not about the money, but i do need some dosh because i have to pay for things and i so so so dearly would love to move out of my parent's house. I just finished watching the last episode of Everybody loves Raymond, and man i can relate to that family. OOoooowwweeeee, it shall be good to be independant again. The school thing is more of a casual temporary thing too, so i wouldn't mind something more steady paying.
You know whats funny, i got offered a job up in Brisbane at a Surf Shop. I see my excellence in all things fashion (shut up Howie) has been recognised. How funny is that. I have yet to see any fruit being beared from Victoria, somehow i don't actually think that will work out.
This is how i see my movements over the next 6 months. I pretty much want a job, i don't care what doing if its special or meaningful great, if its not thats fine, i just wnt to save so that i can pay for Uni or Bible College. I have decided i would like to go to Bible Collede and obtain a Bachelors Degree in Youth Ministry, and a Diploma in Counseling (which you do as a part of the Bachelor Degree), and also at some point go and do a teaching degree. I figure then all my bases a re covered and i'd be set for anything i wanted to do. Haha./ It's not just that, I feel like God has set me up to do something where i need a bit of a higher education, because i decided i don't just want to be ABLE to do something, like youth work, but i want to be GOOD at what i do. So yeah. Pretty much the next 6 months i would like to try to get some dosh to save for that because even tho i can get HECS for whatever i study, HECS doesn't cover living expenses, so for this reason i would need to save. So i better get a job soon, and i intend on applying for both Uni and Bible College for next year, and hopefully i will get into something SOMEWHERE! I wouldn't mind studying in Bendigo actually, thats not a bad idea. I should apply.
But yeah, so for now, my main goal is to save. I honestly don't know how that will go though, so pray i can fins something.
So yes, its probably obvious by now, i have decided (finally) that i am not continuing with F,but i think it should be a celebration that i finally made a decision instead of being all sitty on the fenc-ish! So yay. But i intend on stayin in touch. I miss my Hornsby people. I really miss Steve and Margie and Howie and Jenny, and Bel and Pheobe... It shall be gr8 to catch up with them ASAP...

Hey guys blogging is heaps retarded.
Sorry random thought.
Having a fun time in Sydeny, doin lots of fun stuff not. I miss my victorian friends who are busy looking for a job for me down there. Haha. How funny. They really want me down there. YAY!!! LIVING SOMEWHERE WHERE I WILL HAVE FRIENDS!!!! Sydney is poo city. Oh well if its God's will we'll find something.
Haha.
Yer. Okay well as long as i keep secret what im doing otherwise it may get sabotaged. Haha. Oh i have changed my mobile number as well but cant reveal it on the internet. Haha. Obviously how dumb would i have to be.

stuff

Hey guys,

Well i am totally coming home today at like 2:30, which is sad actually. But good news ii DOOOO get to see Chris D today, im havin lunch with him, so thats a good thing! YAY
Just so everyone knows I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN COME TO THE DAY TRIP YET!!!!!!! Slight missunderstanding there.

I have had the best holiday evarrrrrrr it jas been so gr8 catchin up with pp and seein everyone. My fav place was bendigo bcoz its just waaaay more my type of place (i loved Tasmania) and it reminded me heaps of Launceston, the only think i hated was that it was a bit too warm for me, i loved tasmania coz it was freezing and i love the cold. But yeah, Bendigo was really nice. I'd so like to go to University there or something when i go. And yes, one day i WILL make it to university. Hopefuly as mature age after i turn 21.

I also liked Melbourne, except we didn't spend much time there tho, we pretty much just stayed there for a day and then went to Gippsland too visit ppl. But It was okay. Gippsland stunk like dog poo, but it was APPARANTLY just the smell of the papermill (sure)... But that was fun. It was more relaxing than anything, we sat in the rose gardens giving each other massages for like two hours it was soooo good, it was weird tho having like 10 ppl all giving massages to ppl in rose gardens we would have looked like retards, but thats okay.

Well I am coming home today which is totally annoying but i guess it has to happen sooner or later so yay. I wish i didn't hae t come home so early tho, i mean i am haviong such a good time. And there's no one in Sydney that i LIKE aound my area, so its hard coming home coz it's kind of like what am i even coming back to??? But i know it's going to be good in a little while things just take time. A long... long... time... Naaaah Hahaha. Oooooh i wanna go down to Poatina for Diploma graduation!!!!!!

Cant tpe fo5r long, coz i got to go, but i am havuing SUCH an awesome time in Melbourne. I hav seen Lisa YAYAYAYAY!!!! And Megan, and Mikki B, and Selina, and Bron and Alison and Chris Northy and lots and lots of people.
The only two people left to visit are Jade and Chris D, but i don't think im going to
But yeah i hav had such an awesome awesome visit. Pity i have to oce back on tueday. I want to stay! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........
Im in Gipsland atm. Bai

Shut up with the gossip

I go to Melbourne today. YAY. I get to see Megan and go to a concert! I wanted to visit Megan a long time ago but wasn't allowed to, so its good that i can finally do that. I'll also see Chris D, Mikki B, Bronwyn, Jade and one of my goooooooooooood friends, Lisa P!!!! Which is heaps good. I have a job interview while im down here, so pray for that. Laurens family knows the dude i hav the interview with, so i can just drop a few names and im in.
I may be coming back early... But i can't say WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. It's not bad. But yay. I might be back on the 16th. If i am, i may be able to go to the daytrip. That'd rock, n c all u kiddies again.
Aritey, thats enuff now. Remember no gossipy crap on my blog. Matt

Im having fun in Victoria.

Off to Melbourne

Well i'm off to Bendigo tonight at about 8:00 and i'll be in Melbourne in about a week. This is good news.

I just wanted to say goodbye, and i hope you have a very great couple of weeks without me in the same State. And at the same time if anyone wants to contact me while im away or needs to get in touch for some reason, you can call my mobile, and i'll try my best not to be too busy :) Even if its about homework (Lachy :P)

And as well as this, i'll be prayin for all you kids from North Sydney, ur all awesome. And i'll also be prayin for u guys in the Hornsby Office (you know who you are haha), you guys are great friends and i love you heaps, keep doin what ur doin and have fun while you do it.

If you remember, u can rpay for me while im away. I'm sure i'll have lots of fun and be safe, but feel free to pray anyway.

Okay, love you all and remember 2 Timothy 2:13 "If we are faithless, He will still remain faithful, for He cannot disown Himself"... and those wonderful words "Be Strong in the LORD and in the strength of His might." I am really not sure of that reference, but it's somewhere in there! HAHA
I'll try to update my blog as soon as i can. Bai!!!!