Life as a Sand Dune

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Driving Test

I have my driving test on tommorow. Wish me luck and be sure to pray THAT I PASS because that will make me happy. If i find out ANY of you are hoping or praying against me passing i will personally make sure you pay. Im serious.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Hey guys! I'm still sick!

Well today is exciting as the C4's are graduating. YAY!!! I think that is so exciting... I hope one of my friends gets sent to Sydney coz that would totally rock and cure my lonely bug some. YAY! I guess it's possible, but as if im that lucky hey.
But even so, it's exciting and special. So if you know any of the C4's don't forget to call them up and congratulate them.

Well today i am cleaning the house (wooot) and then tonight i am going out with my parents and some family friends, including my supervisor from the school (who used to be my Daddy's girlfriend when they were my age and they're still friends) how cool is that? I think that's pretty awesome.

Anyway i just got out of the shower (ooh how provocative) haha, and so im getting cold so i better go and get dressed coz i don't want to get more sick. OKAY!!! BYEE!!

Friday, July 01, 2005

'Lisa'

Hey guys! I'm sick atm... Again!!! This thing is linguering! And i am sooo not used to being sick like this, its a bit gross. I have a bad cold. And I thought i was losing my voice (which i thought would be really cool, bcoz its never happened b4)but unfortunately its just sore and crackly. Oh well maybe next time.
BTW, this is a tribute to Lisa my friend, because she complained. Haha. Isn't she LOVELY???



Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Friends

These are SOME of my friends (well SOME of them anyway)(meaning NOT ALL -for Howie and BoBo and Jenny who have self significance issues), here we have Joshy, Melita, Nicole, Jade, and Jake and anyone else who's photo's i put up. OH AND can i just say BOBO that YOU ARE in one of the photo's... See the one of me and Joshy? Guess what? You and Cadbury are in the background near the tent so THERE! It's the only photo i have with you in it ANYWAY!





Sunday, June 26, 2005

MY AD IS ON TV!!!

GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW MY AAPT AD ON TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
Look on channel 9, its the one where everyone's wearing blue t-shirts. There's three ads and they play them each in consecutive ad breaks. My ad is the third one they play. Im only in the background but its still cool. YAY!!! Look hard, its kind of like a where's Wally but with me.
YAY anyway i thoughtt hat was exciting. :D

Saturday, June 25, 2005

I think im one of those people that other people just don't get. Like eventhe sense of humor thing. I think i have a really good sense of humor, but no one gets it. But that's okay, i guess its because i don't enjoy that mainstream slapstick comedy that is like "my bro just ran into a door... hahaha.... dis is leik da funniest fing to huppen since Achmed had that really funny incident where he accidentally slipped on a bannana'. I will die before i laugh at that kind of stupid comedy.

Love to all ma peeps! xoxoxo

Friday, June 24, 2005

Fizzle ma Shizzle

Well today is tfriday and tommorow is my Mummy's Birthday Party. Did you know someone actually said Fizzle ma Shizzle to me the other day in a sentence? "Sup peeps! Keepin it RIZZLE from da Thrizzle fo ma Shizzle..."
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA
Now thats what i call omgosh ridiculous but really VERY funny too. And yes this person was wearing 'bling bling'...
Yo wat up ma sista B-Ling is her name, in Tazzie she is right now and Claire and Brentons weddin is her game! Bo-yeah! HHHHAAAA. 'Bo yeah?' i forgot about that one didn't i Megan? How's Taz? (Megans my home - girrrl B-Ling) OMGSOH lameness. Maybe now i can get centrelink!

HA.
I can't get centrelink apparantly because my parents earn too much umm hello like they're giving me any money ayway, i dont think so. I went to centrelink yesterday and told them i had been out of work and wanted to apply for the dole (OMGOSH C WHAT IVE TURNED INTO!!!) and i said i was living out of home for 2 years before and my parents aren't supporting me and im STILL NOT ELLIGIBLE!!!! I have to work for 2 yrs before i can get the dole (for being out of work) haha. And i said what am i supposed to do, i can't pay rent, i can't do anything, i can't go to uni, i can't get a job very quickly, i am STUCK because my parents who don't support me (through no fault of their own) earn too much! (and i cried too!) and they go "well thats not my problem"... EXCEUUUUSSSEEE MEEEE? Well that just pushed all my buttons at once!

I wonder what i have to do to get centrelink; walk around saying fizzle ma shizzle and wear my pants around my groin? Do i have to speak like i haven't been taught english properly and skip words so i am a believable Western Sydney person? Buy some bling bling? Take up ciggarretes so I smell? Will i get centrelink then? Exceuuuuse me? I saw all these people lined up (speakin like that, really cheap language 'fizlle ma chizzle bra' etc) and they are all collecting the dole and they were wearing designer clothes! HHHHMMMMMPPPPHHHHH.....
That anoyed me coz its like helloooo, u give money to THESE people who aren't caring about what they do, they sit on their bottoms doing like nothing, collecting tax payers money... Actually lots of them are getting it ellegally. And I can't get centrelink and its like hello ive been doing community service for the past 2 yrs for free and i can't get centrelink because my parens who don't give me any money earn too much??? Umm yeah, i see logic and good sense in that REALLY...

Oh well, fizzle fo ma chizzle peep dawwwgs. Spread the word, i camt spel or spek proply dawwwg, so maybee i cun git centalink bro... Wat do ya fink.... Rizzle ma fizzle tizzle? Peace owt.